Ok so the other day I go to the east Mesa Costco off of southern and Sossaman. Now for those that don't know east Mesa has to be the SNOWBIRD CAPITAL of the WORLD!!!! The Costco was over run by people 65 years and older driving their shopping carts as well as they drive their automobiles, HORRIBLE!!!! So I go in and get my ZipFizz (by the way if you are reading ZipFizz if you want to sponsor the blog that would be fantastic because I have a readership of about two people) and there are all of these old people walking around with their shopping carts banging into everything and going slower then a snail on duct tape!!! Like everybody else that goes to Costco I go to get my stuff but I also want to some of the free samples that the old ladies give out and when I say old ladies these ladies (bless their hearts they have about 5 more years left on the tires until they see St. Peter) are the slowest people that really don't have the greatest of hand eye coordination, they probably have a cataract or two and they just can't get the samples out on the tray fast enough, and when they do get the stuff out on the tray its gone in seconds by they other old people that are in line or swarming around the sample table. The sample tables are right at the end of the aisle and when you have old people with their shopping carts piled in line waiting for that morsel of free goodiness that kinda gets in the way of you going towards the back of Costco or going down the aisle where your item is located. So I wait and wait until there is no more free samples and the old lady is reloading, its kinda like going paint balling or getting shot at you have to wait until the person shooting at you has to reload and that is when you make your move. So I make my move and get my item and then you have to run to the check out stand that has the least amount of people in line but then again you have to dodge all of these old people to get to the check out stand that has the least amount of people. By now you are thinking great I can get out of here and get on my way home but not so fast the person ahead of you has some sort of issue with something that takes FOR FREAKING EVER to resolve and you are just standing there watching all the other people that you were ahead of in the line next to you get there stuff checked out before you and by that time you are freaking annoyed and just want to punch somebody in the mouth. Ok by the time you get your stuff checked out you have calmed down for about one minute and then you go to get out of the place and the old people are going so freaking slow that you have to weave in and out between them to get to the door and when you get to the door there is another old lady that checks off your one item and singing to you "Have a good day Thank you" by that time you just want to punch the old lady and say Thank you for making this whole experience at Costco a living nightmare!!!!
Ok rant number two I have started going to the gym and doing the WeightWatchers thing.( I am the second most famous dude on WeightWatchers besides Charles Barkley and if WeightWatchers wants to Sponsor the blog feel free!!!) I go to the Gym after work so I have to change in the locker room before I work out. So I go into the locker room and when I get there, there are all of these old 50-70 old dudes walking around naked with stuff just flapping everywhere and wrinkles everywhere and you just want to turn around and walk the other way and try not to throw up. Now I'm not the best looking dude on the planet and I am what you would call a lumpy dude and I know that so when I go and change I don't expose the rest of the world to my lumpiness!!! I usually get a corner locker and try to change quickly and get out of there, but the old dudes just walk around naked and actually have conversations while in the nude, its just weird to me that old dudes can do that. I would think maybe these old dudes could bring a robe or something to cover them but no just walking and talking in the full Monte. Now if I was in Charge of the LA Fitness (yep if you are reading LA Fitness sponsor the blog and you can reach tens of people here) I would have an old dude robe policy, that if you are over the age of lets say 56 you have to have a robe on between the shower, sauna and locker room at all times!!! Just so we don't scare off the young people that want to use the locker as well.
That is all I have for today but I'm sure I'll have more by the end of the week!!! Take Care!!!!
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