East Mesa SNOWBIRD CAPITAL of the WORLD

Ok so the other day I go to the east Mesa Costco off of southern and Sossaman. Now for those that don't know east Mesa has to be the SNOWBIRD CAPITAL of the WORLD!!!! The Costco was over run by people 65 years and older driving their shopping carts as well as they drive their automobiles, HORRIBLE!!!! So I go in and get my ZipFizz (by the way if you are reading ZipFizz if you want to sponsor the blog that would be fantastic because I have a readership of about two people) and there are all of these old people walking around with their shopping carts banging into everything and going slower then a snail on duct tape!!! Like everybody else that goes to Costco I go to get my stuff but I also want to some of the free samples that the old ladies give out and when I say old ladies these ladies (bless their hearts they have about 5 more years left on the tires until they see St. Peter) are the slowest people that really don't have the greatest of hand eye coordination, they probably have a cataract or two and they just can't get the samples out on the tray fast enough, and when they do get the stuff out on the tray its gone in seconds by they other old people that are in line or swarming around the sample table. The sample tables are right at the end of the aisle and when you have old people with their shopping carts piled in line waiting for that morsel of free goodiness that kinda gets in the way of you going towards the back of Costco or going down the aisle where your item is located. So I wait and wait until there is no more free samples and the old lady is reloading, its kinda like going paint balling or getting shot at you have to wait until the person shooting at you has to reload and that is when you make your move. So I make my move and get my item and then you have to run to the check out stand that has the least amount of people in line but then again you have to dodge all of these old people to get to the check out stand that has the least amount of people. By now you are thinking great I can get out of here and get on my way home but not so fast the person ahead of you has some sort of issue with something that takes FOR FREAKING EVER to resolve and you are just standing there watching all the other people that you were ahead of in the line next to you get there stuff checked out before you and by that time you are freaking annoyed and just want to punch somebody in the mouth. Ok by the time you get your stuff checked out you have calmed down for about one minute and then you go to get out of the place and the old people are going so freaking slow that you have to weave in and out between them to get to the door and when you get to the door there is another old lady that checks off your one item and singing to you "Have a good day Thank you" by that time you just want to punch the old lady and say Thank you for making this whole experience at Costco a living nightmare!!!!

Ok rant number two I have started going to the gym and doing the WeightWatchers thing.( I am the second most famous dude on WeightWatchers besides Charles Barkley and if WeightWatchers wants to Sponsor the blog feel free!!!) I go to the Gym after work so I have to change in the locker room before I work out. So I go into the locker room and when I get there, there are all of these old 50-70 old dudes walking around naked with stuff just flapping everywhere and wrinkles everywhere and you just want to turn around and walk the other way and try not to throw up. Now I'm not the best looking dude on the planet and I am what you would call a lumpy dude and I know that so when I go and change I don't expose the rest of the world to my lumpiness!!! I usually get a corner locker and try to change quickly and get out of there, but the old dudes just walk around naked and actually have conversations while in the nude, its just weird to me that old dudes can do that. I would think maybe these old dudes could bring a robe or something to cover them but no just walking and talking in the full Monte. Now if I was in Charge of the LA Fitness (yep if you are reading LA Fitness sponsor the blog and you can reach tens of people here) I would have an old dude robe policy, that if you are over the age of lets say 56 you have to have a robe on between the shower, sauna and locker room at all times!!! Just so we don't scare off the young people that want to use the locker as well.
That is all I have for today but I'm sure I'll have more by the end of the week!!! Take Care!!!!

How Dare Mitt Do That!!!

I was reading today on the Blaze, (yes I am a huge Glenn Beck Fan so Back off Snitchs!!!!!!!) That there is a book coming out about Mitt Romney and how there is this dark side to Mitt. The Dark side of Mitt is that he counseled this young teenage Mom of one about to have another child that she should place the baby for adoption. Now in the LDS church it is encouraged that if you are an expecting a child and are not married that you should consider placing the child up for adoption but the decision of what to do is totally the expecting Mother's. So Mitt told this expecting Mother that she should place the child up for adoption, HOW DARE HE DO THAT!!!!!!! I mean that child could have gone to a loving family with a father and a mother that would give it every need and opportunity to grow up in a great environment surrounded with love and affection!!! HOW DARE HE DO THAT, putting the needs of the child ahead of that of the mothers why would he even consider telling her to place it up for adoption??? What an evil, dark man for doing that!!! (I hope by now you are picking up on my sarcasm) Anyways that is how dark a man Mitt Romney is!!! Now I am a huge advocate for adoption that is how we have our son!!! I think birth mothers are the most courageous people in the whole world!!!! Giving up not only their child but trusting in the Lord and Somebody else to raise their children in loving environment takes a ton of courage!!!! Anyways Adoptions is the best choice of you are in that situation!!!! Till Next Time when I wax poetic about the Snow Birds at the East Mesa Costco

Have a great day

Family Feud!!!

Yesterday I was at work and I was on my break. I observed this gentleman that has freaking huge gauges and I made a comment on it on facebook. I commented that "Dude with the huge gauges why do you do that to yourself??? Do you think you are unique??? There were Africans hundreds of years ago doing that and now I don't see any of them doing it now, maybe you should do the same!!!" Ok so it wasn't the nicest post but I think I made a good point. So my cousin sees this and begins to give me the business about how dare I judge him and that he has the free will to do whatever he wants to, to his body and that what gives me the right to judge him and how I am this huge hypocrite. Well I don't think I am a hypocrite at all for making an observation and writing down what I felt at the time is that judging somebody??? Anyways my Mom read his comment and then gave my cousin the business about how dare he judge me and what gives him the right to judge me?!?! Now I really do love my cousin but he hasn't made the best decisions in his life, he is on his third marriage because of his infidelity, he has tattoos all over his body and basically treats his Mother like crap, actually I think he treats crap better then he does his Mom. (I think he would treat the dude with huge gauges in his ears better then he would treat his Mom) He has a lot of hatred in his heart and I don't know where that is coming from, maybe he had daddy issue because his parents divorced!!! Anyways my Mom told his Mom and then told my uncle about it and then my uncle told me that My cousin's Mom has been crying over this, and then I called him. My cousin told my Mom that he doesn't need any of this drama, and that we all think we are better than him and blah blah blah it's same old "I am the victim" crap that people who feel guilty or don't want to admit they are wrong. (I'll admit I do that every once in awhile) but he is the one that actually escalated the drama by giving everybody the business. So now my cousin has deleted me from his facebook and my Mom as well all because I made comment about somebody that has nothing to do with my cousin or my family. The moral of the story is don't comment about somebody's body art but it is ok to bash somebody about their religion!!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE MORMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!